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10. Evil Clown Walker
Hi, I’m a murderous clown carrying an axe that was clearly used before on “something.” I’m giving you a death stare, either because you are holding a box of Jack in the Box burgers and I love those, or because I plan to slay you. I wore your favorite shade of succulent crayon purple (its readily available at Macy’s in the eye makeup section, ask any of the ladies). Don’t mind my walking through your nightmare in my blue 80’s penny loafers, I’m just minding my own business. Clown fearers, this clown is up to no good. No good at all.